Welcome to DC! [RG3] Don’t pick on the unpopular people [feds] Food truck tracker [update] Do not ask what they do [Congress] By Fonseca Fotography

…but then they danced down the street like dingledodies, and I shambled after as usual as I’ve been doing all my life after people that interest me, because the only people that interest me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, desirous of …

Spring Fever is here [FamousDC & Resonate] Senate says “yes” to USPS [House up next] CAPS win! CAPS win! [round two] Full speed ahead [Newt] Photo by Patrick Ryan at the last FamousDC Happy Hour

French campaigns look MUCH cooler than ours. H/T – @notnotgindy

Our favorite: $200 of the 3 inch diameter, $600 roll of drug money wedged in the ashtray.

‘The Search for the Hottest Girl in America,’ a hit TV series by Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis, has upped the stakes with the winner receiving a four-week, once in a lifetime internship on the Hill with Senator Mark Pryor. The Senator is currently denying the story, but the …

“Just met Obama at the Sink”

If you get a moment today, tell ACCCE’s Lindsey Drew happy birthday.

Senator thinks they were spies, not hookers [or robots?] Drucker lands new role [CQ Roll Call] Shooting victim talks [scary] What should DC’s official animal be? [panda] Metro derails, but back online now [rush hour crunch] By mriz4  

Cherry Blossom Panorama by Navin Sarma

Another nude cell phone pic [this time a Judge] Champ bows out of new media challenge [but why?] More women, less prostitutes [two lawmakers agree] Another blow to Metro [of the viral variety] Giant Sarah Palin heads [and why not] By Tracy Clayton

He’s back [Olbermann] Texas in full bloom [blue bonnets] Chuck Colson passes [Nixon aide] Metro introduces Rush+ [get home faster] Potomac Dirty Girls [photo]

Zombies took over the House floor, David Almacy is five years old on Twitter, you should probably know Raffi Williams, good luck leaving Scott Graves a voicemail, MavPAC got the USA Today treatment, Alec Baldwin remember his days as a Congressional intern, are Pentagon contractors targeting USA Today reporters?, President …

Photo credit: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt It’s ramp season.  One of nature’s more fleeting delicacies, ramps are also known as the wild leek.  Similar in appearance to scallions, ramps have a more mild onion flavor and a garlicky sent.  Head to your local green market this weekend and give these flavor …

The story continues to get worse [Secret Service] Burning Man at T-Coast? [okay] It’s just a cookie, Mitt [chocolate chip] Caps win! [all tied up] By FlipMode79