Friday Round Up
Awesome events: Michelle Branch will help you relive all your early-2000 dreams tonight; One good way to watch the sun go down is via Del Campo at Dusk; Happy birthday, Mr. (former) President; Join George Lopez on his stand-up comedy tour The Comedy Get Down tonight at the Kennedy Center; Try and fit all this food onto your plate; We dare you not to laugh this weekend; The Citi Open is still going strong for its last weekend; View a Yoko Ono installation at the Hirshhorn; The Narwhal is basically a unicorn that can swim; Big Fish and an even bigger show at the Keegan Theatre on Sunday.
Look, we’re in no way trying to rush through the weekend, we’re just excited about Monday for once. That’s because FamousDC and Goodies are teaming up to bring some good news to Capitol Hill. The first 100 staffers get free root beer floats and new pics for Instagram.
12 – 2 pm
Capitol South Metro
About that resurgence of small-scale groceries that cater to neighborhood residents; DC plastic surgery in the Trump era; Things you can do in DC with $1000; All. Day. Breakfast.; These DC theatres are comfortable in their own skin; The Senate GOP just wants to leave already.
This 2 year old fist-bumping passengers on a plane is everything; As always, Twitter delivers; This is literally everything you can binge watch in bed this summer; We’ll take one self-driving car with a spa treatment, please; This cow might be the animal version of Gene Simmons.
Put down that Starbucks cup. These DC Coffeehouses will make you regret the days you ever ordered a “non-fat, no-whip, two pump sugar free mocha caramel frappuccino – hold the frapp.”
#MakingMoves by S-3 Public Affairs
Famous birthday wishes to Michael Tadeo, Lisa Chapman, Andrew Dill, Michael Clements, Jessica Ennis, Brad Wilson, Ivy Williams Malone, Mike Madden, Ryan Wrasse, Pete Snyder, Lindsay Bembenek, Ally Browning, Tom Brandt, Anna Sekulow, Hope Wheeler, Travis Windle, Kathleen Sain, Caitlin Huey-Burns, John Ohly, Carl Sears and a belated to Juan Mejia!
Help David Bailey on his fast track to a full recovery; Juan Mejia didn’t start the fire – he put it out with his hand; Carol Memmott sees Karin Tanabe on her A-game; Neil Chatterjee and Brian Quintenz had one of the best Thursdays of their lives; MacGyver can fix anything; Is Tom Williams wearing a yellow shirt today?; Was there a rainbow in DC this week?; Amy Harder + Bubba Atkinson + Eli Sinkus + Rob Groulx = Axios video magic; Elaina Plott on The Greenbrier and the flood; How not to be THAT guy; Yes, but it is an artisanal antenna?; Cody Maverick was spotted in NYC yesterday; Matty Haase got the bags going last weekend; DC still misses Chris Taylor; Someone, please apologize to Lara Kline about the NE Regional; Danielle Maurer is doing London right; Jeremy Art might have the best weekend plans of all of us as he heads to Chi-Town; Next up for Kate Bennett: Miss America; Spotted in the FamousDC office: Taz Jones looking too relaxed; Daniel Swartz isn’t ducking around this week; Brandon Byrd’s ice cream sandwich game is strong; Lauren Pratapas should star in Pantene commercials; We like Cara Becker more than brides-to-be like wedding countdowns; Hope you don’t see this shout out until next week, Noelle Clemente; Did Kaya Singleton leave any sugar puffs for us?; How many trains has Lisa Boothe been on this week?; Lauren Zelt was made for TV; Can Zach Sentementes reel in a wicked tuna?; We’re going to include Christopher Gindlesperger on all future emails; Is Brittany Havens jamming to Will Smith before this weekend?; Life goals: grow up to be like Becky Card‘s Mom; Will Allison has some DC swag coming his way; Stephanie Genco is about to be the most stylish cyclist.