Breaking News: Ted Cruz Has Something to Say
Another day, another “major” announcement.
Today’s is brought to you by Ted Cruz or, as Trump likes to call him, “Lyin’ Ted“. Look, we’re not here to speculate, but he didn’t earn that nickname without a good reason.
The media claims that Ted is announcing Carly Fiorina as his “running” mate, which just sounds like another jogging buddy, if you ask us.