Our good friend Anne Schroeder Mullins over at Politico, teased it – but come back tomorrow to get the entire dish. We’ll be waiting for you…[oh, and Anne, you’ll be making an appearance too!]

Gary Condit vs. Dominick Dunne [dismissed] Please Look at me Senator [oddly enough] Headline of the Day Award [Ben Smith] A month already? [impeachment] Lots of splaining needed [Pat Dye] Seeing Double [bring to Metro] Hu’s on First? [oddly enough] Hot Rasslin’ [Bruno]

HOH: Striptease II The titillating tale of the two bare-chested women making out with each other at the Capitol Lounge on Saturday night is reaching near urban-legend status on Capitol Hill. The scandalous rumors are flying (The girls were twins! They were tan but had no tan lines!), but HOH …

Here’s an interesting phenomenon … Ever notice that all of Obama’s close associates are hiding behind something common?

He’s a quickly becoming an internet legend – and someone we can all admire.  If this video doesn’t make you smile, you have a problem. For more on Matt, go to his website.

Ok, FamousDC fans. Let’s figure out where thehotfile works. During the day she is a normal news producer, but once home she turns into….thehotfile. The self-described “good liberal” is willing and ready to take on the “Double Talk Express.” She wants her 15 minutes, so let’s shine the FamousDC spotlight …

Congressman John Culberson [TX], you know, the guy in love with Twitter, is claiming the Democrats are trying to censor his tweets. From his Twitter Feed: johnculberson Before I could post a Tweet I would have to get approval of the twits that run the House! 13 minutes ago from …

Happy Four Year Anniversary! [DCeiver] Lost Over $100 Million by Age 28 [Vick] Nobody Wants Them [Steelers] Obama’s Hairgate [color blind] Capital Killings [murder rate] We Love Lists [red ball] NCAA Quiz [61]

The Hill: Energy Bill Out of Gas “‘Right now, our strategy on gas prices is “Drive small cars and wait for the wind,’ said a Democratic aide.” Why would anyone ever say something so profoundly stupid?

We bet the Lounge will be packed this Saturday. From today’s HOH: Striptease Revelers at the popular watering hole Capitol Lounge on Saturday night were treated to a scene straight out of a “Girls Gone Wild” DVD. HOH hears two women engaged in a topless make-out session at the front …

Here’s our first FamousDC experiment … let’s see if it works. We’ll call it the Erin Hartigan Experiment. Ya know the theory that all single guys need to do is hang out a gay bar and they will have their pick of the girls that go? Well, what about this? …

but David Gregory? Craigslist: NBC–David – 35 (NW DC) Interested in what type shoes David Gregory wears to work? his shoe size?

Does this make my butt look big? [oddly enough] What Did You Do on the 4th? [world record] Let the Romance Begin [douche nozzle] The Knock on the Door [honor them] Man Rips Hitler Head [41 minutes] Baltimore, hon [FedEx]

Ivan Carter: Agent Zero $111 Million Staying in D.C. “I looked at like this: There is nothing I can do for my family with $127 million that I can’t do with $111 million,” said Gilbert Arenas, who was offered the maximum salary allowed to stay with the Wizards. “I mean, …

John Stanton – reporter, rock star, radio host, 100% American bad ass.