Just figured we’d ask. h/t Jennifer Bendery via David Popp UPDATE: Thank CSPAN for clearing up a few zombie questions with this video.

This won’t be topped: Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. At the time of their arrest, the Zombies had no IDs.

As only The Onion can do. Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP h/t Turk