That title is somewhat misleading, it’s actually the fear in screaming children that derailed this book reading by the President.

New York Magazine has gathered an impressive collection of photos of children not having a great time at the White House Easter Egg Roll. It’s amazing. You should look at it.  

White House Easter Egg roll [has begun] D.C. snowy owl [got better] POTUS and FLOTUS go to church [dressed up for Easter] Good luck to Kerry Allen, Matt Lehner, Krysten Sinema [and all Boston marathoners today] Where to have a [tea party, not the political kind] At least it’s going …

Danica Patrick famously spotted practicing yoga in Lululemon’s yoga garden on White House lawn during the Easter Egg Roll. The sunglasses were a dead giveaway. H/T Emma Dinzebach