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Elena Kagan Look-Alike Contest
Dear TMZ, We see your look-alike and raise you one. Cheers, FDC h/t “a source familiar with the situation”
Tiger Woods Unfit for Congressional Gold Medal
There’s nothing more legit than quoting TMZ. Tiger Woods has officially been declared unfit for Congress — a California lawmaker is abandoning his plan to give Woods the highest Congressional award for a civilian in the wake of Tiger’s scandal. [capitol punishment] Besides the 10 or so ladies intimately familiar …
Famously Quoteworthy: Al Roker Does More Than Weather?
Who knew Al Roker was so talented. [via TMZ] Heidi Pratt wants to warn any woman who comes on the "Today " show that Al Roker may have it in for them! "Heidi, who claims Roker viciously attacked her and hubby Spencer Pratt on the air this morning, tells us …
TMZ is Still Delusional
Over the weekend the Obama’s got their new puppy. The WaPo had the exclusive, although TMZ tends to think they broke the story. [stay classy] The White House had offered The Washington Post a "puppy exclusive" when the time came, according to The Washington Post! But last Friday, we got …
TMZ Writes Nancy Pelosi a Cute Little Memo
According to the outstanding journalists at TMZ, Nancy Pelosi’s staff is in a frenzy over the recent quizzing of congressional members about their knowledge of Twitter. [douche baggery] A spokesman in Pelosi’s office confirmed the Speaker’s Director of New Media sent an email to Democratic press secretaries warning them that …
When Did T.I. Become an RNC Delegate?
Who wears $60 thousand dollars worth of jewelry…at a political convention? This Republican douche. TMZ: There’s a Delegate on the Floor! I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was … robbed by some girl I picked up at a hotel bar. … Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, an …
Congressman Turns the Tables on TMZ
If you’re a constituent from Houston, TX, you’d be happy to know that you got a two for one special when you elected Rep. John Culberson. On one hand he’s a legislator who serves the needs of his constituents back home [when he’s not breaking house rules by Twittering]- and …
Clintonites Still Going to Denver
Wrong TMZ, Denver is packed for the convention and those rooms will be snapped up.
Fishbowl thinks it’s fishy
FishbowlDC asks: What local muckracker does TMZ have working for them?