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The Olympic Games have been around for 120 years, so in millennial talk they’re “like literally so ancient it’s gross.” Due to their old age it is no surprise that the summer Olympics have become a little bit outdated, I mean really, why would someone actually play tennis when I can do the exact …

Why is this poor intern asleep in the Cannon carry out? A. Exhausted from spending so many hours sorting constituent mail. B. Too much to drink the night before? C. Not actually sleeping.  Annoyed with himself for sending an inappropriate Twitpic.