According to Politico, Rep. Weiner called to apologize to Bill Clinton. Jon Stewart, beside himself, asked “for what, a copyright infringement?” [no stranger]

On the heels of rumors that Eliot Spitzer might make a comeback, former cheater Tim Mahoney has decided he might run again. [joy] The Fort Pierce Tribune says former Rep. Tim Mahoney (D-FL) may challenge Rep. Tom Rooney (R-FL), the man who sent him back to the private sector in …

Clean-up on Aisle C St… Paging anyone with an industrial size bucket of bleach. [code of silence = you didn’t see her here]

Politico begs the question: Why so few women in infidelity club? When South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to an extramarital affair on Wednesday, he presented an all-too-familiar tableau: the pained expressions, contrite words and teary gaze of a male politician confessing sexual indiscretion. Coming close on the heels of …