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“Consecrate is a little overused,” Louis C.K., talking about the Gettysburg Address. His reading of the speech was filmed by Ken Burns for The Address PBS. Something else we found out watching this video: Jerry Seinfeld is a bit of a history buff.  

Green Bay TV station ditches Seinfeld to irk Giants  UPDATE: Jerry to send Eli a stack of Seinfeld DVDs