I am so sick and tired of explaining myself to my other, less important friends. #DCWeatherPanic — There’s something about weather and D.C. residents that just doesn’t mix. OMG it’s going to snow 30 inches!!! OMG tornados are on the loose! Derecho! Nor’easter! The sad thing is, none of these things ever …

The inaugural Stars & Stripes & Spokes Memorial Day Motorcycle Rally and 4-Day Festival will be taking place this weekend from Friday, May 27 at 9 a.m. to Monday, May 30. The event will be held at RFK Stadium to honor America’s Armed Forces during Memorial Day Weekend. Thousands of …

Brought to you by Patrick Gavin.  Hilarious. 1.) “Queers for Fear” 2.) “I thought this was just the line for Georgetown Cupcake” 3.) “This font is big.” 4.) Your sign isn’t as funny as you think it is.” 5.) “God hates Figs.” 6.) “If your beliefs fit on a sign, …

You might not be able to hold in your excitement next weekend at the Comedy Central rallies, but you will be forced to hold something else in: [call of nature] Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and …

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will both host rallies in DC on October 30.  Genius. Jon Stewart’s Rally To Restore Sanity Think of our event as Woodstock, but with the nudity and drugs replaced by respectful disagreement; the Million Man March, only a lot smaller, and a bit less of …

A tipster spotted this rally a few days ago

This was the best sign seen at today’s #HouseCall rally on Capitol Hill. We have no idea what it means. H/T Greg

Thanks to our gentleman tipster for the picture.

This is certainly one way to draw attention to your rally. A 65-year-old man had his finger bitten off Wednesday evening at a health care rally in Thousand Oaks, according to the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department.  [ouch] And just how did the man with his finger bitten off respond? The …