Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize 165 days ago. [our t-shirt just arrived in the mail]

CBS News: Obama Wants $33B More for War Budget

Apparently, someone decided to run the numbers, and that whole Twitter Iran revolution thing wasn’t really a thing at all, considering only .027% of Iranians are on Twitter, and that doesn’t count those sneaky little folks who switched their home location on Twitter to Tehran when the events unfolded. [um, …

Maybe the world felt the need to apologize for not giving him the Olympics … we heard they were going to give him all the gold medals from the 2016 games but figured that might be over doing it. Seriously, if the standard is what it is, which is apparently …