This is what happens when you’re in a hurry… [4:20] A senior aide for Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) was arrested Tuesday for attempting to bring marijuana into the Hart Senate Office Building, according to U.S. Capitol Police reports. Boxer’s meetings haven’t been the same since.

Meghan McCain recently sat down with GMA’s George Stephanopoulos, where she was asked about being fired by her father’s presidential campaign. Meghan quickly clarifies: “I wasn’t fired, I was asked to leave and not come back.” Ah.  Totally different.

This Florida mayor will also have a hard time being re-elected: [smoke ’em if you got ’em] No one denies the fact that smoking is an unhealthy habit. However, Brooksville, Florida Mayor Lara Bradburn also believes that it is the root of all evil. In an effort to enforce her …

They still don’t get it. It has happened again. A rider photographed a Metro bus driver texting while behind the wheel. The photos first appeared on the website unsuckdcmetro.blogspot.com. Another firing. h/t MH

We knew it was coming, but we didn’t know it would happen at 4:45 am.  [pre-breakfast snack]

In a move that can only be described as hilarious, three Kentucky Fried Chicken employees were canned yesterday after they took a bath in the company sink.   [tough economic times] Three young girls have now been fired after stripping down to their bras and panties (or possibly bathing suits) and …

When there are multiple turds in the punch bowl, apparently you blame the one that makes the calls. [Wizards fire Jordan]

CNN Producer Says He Was Fired for Blogging