It’s been a hot minute, so we figured it was time. According to TMZ, Bristol doesn’t do stop lights very well. The Accused — Bristol Palin The Crime — Failure to stop for a red light in Alaska on November 19. The Fine — $210

How many of these folks are co-workers of yours? [red wine] Some Maryland residents, forbidden from having wine shipped directly to their homes, are having cases delivered to their offices or other addresses in the District or Virginia, then carting them across the border, the Washington Post reported. So what’s …

So much for thinking your leftovers were safe. [what’s for lunch?] From Fark: *knock* *knock* Hello, I’m here to take census information. Anybody home? *knock* *knock* Hello? Oh well, I’ll walk on in and collect data anyway since we’re allowed We’re not quite sure how they estimate the number of …