“BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.” So proclaims the copy on BiteLabs.org, right under an all-caps call to action: EAT CELEBRITY MEAT. The site proposes taking actual tissue samples of celebrities—specifically, James Franco, Kanye West, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ellen DeGeneres—and growing their cloned meat for use …

Ellen DeGeneres was spotted in Georgetown this afternoon before her big acceptance of the Mark Twain Prize tonight at the Kennedy Center (h/t @itslerema). Our top guesses for where DeGeneres was DC chillin’: 1. Hu’s Shoes for new kicks. 2. Georgetown Cupcakes to interview people and find out why they are …