We hope you had a good weekend and didn’t drunk dial David Axelrod.

We’re totally fine with this because the DC Metro is entirely too dangerous… Top Obama advisers Jarrett and Axelrod given car privileges traditionally reserved for national security officials Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod, both senior advisers to the president, have been given the luxurious and prestigious perk of being picked …

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