It got pretty wet around here [records broken] We are the champions– in Virginia, regarding [beer] Washington Redskins not so hot [Cowboys] Inspired to clean up the [National Mall] They came, they caused traffic, they left [truckers] DC designed you a new drivers’ license [flowery] States are paying to keep …

This makes total sense, especially during a three-day weekend. [dude] Memorial Day weekend is fast approaching (woohoo!) but you’ll need to do a little planning in advance because four metro stops will be CLOSED all of Memorial Day weekend. Extensive track work will close Capitol South, Eastern Market, Potomac Ave …

DCist’s Sommer Mathis: Federal Govt. Open Under 2-Hour Delay Tuesday

Capitol Hill staffers will starve. Doris is pumped. Anne Schroeder Mullins: Hill’s Subway Store Closed

Yep, some of them are still in DC and still yapping on the House Floor – and that can’t be making House Republican staff happy. House Republicans are gearing up to continue their revolt of Congress’ adjournment for at least the next two weeks – right up to the start …

Because every good publicity stunt needs a megaphone… Below, an email flying around Republican House offices.  Get down there DAMMIT! “House Democrats are no where to be found.  House Republicans are on the Floor willing and ready to work to lower the price of gas at the pump. … ***Members …