Ohhh children. Being a parent is just like being a babysitter, only your payment is having a minute to yourself during nap time and instead of watching TV all day you’re cooking, cleaning, changing diapers, and performing another million different tasks all at once. But you’ve already gotten a day to …

From Mike Allen’s Playbook: LAST-MINUTE GIFT for anyone who saw “Waiting for ‘Superman’”: Cornerstone School (“Hope and Academic Excellent in the Nation’s Capital”) is an oasis of love and rigor in inner-city D.C., serving 220 students, almost all African-American, in pre-K3 through ninth grade. The executive director and principal is …

OBAMA SAYS “SKIP SCHOOL TO STAY IN SCHOOL” – watch more funny videos

We know a few elected officials that could use some media training from these two. Note to CPS: No children were harmed during the making of this video.