We know whatever Mayor Rahm was yelling at last night’s Bulls/Heat game wasn’t rated G, but what exactly did he say? Caption contest:  Send us your entries at [email protected] or Tweet them. Early entries: “Hey, Rose! Think we really need “away” unis? If not, cut ’em.” “Don’t forget Bosh! Everyone …

Congressional hearings can get real serious, real quick. Caption Contest: Sen. Collins explores her dinner options. Today in Congress we learn about the difference between vegetables and starches. “Mr. Chairman, Because of rising gas prices, I can’t afford steak. It’s lettuce or potatoes, both on Fridays.” Add your caption below …

UPDATE: We have a winner.  Congrats to  Caleb Shoenhard and his caption, “Good enough for government work!” UPDATE: Polls close Wednesday at 11am. Yesterday we posted this picture and asked for clever captions. The final four as picked by the FDC contributors are posted below. Get to voting. Winner gets …

Caption Contest. We’ll get it started:  “Republicans primed to unload on Democrats this election cycle.” Anon Tipster: “If BP really plugged the damn hole, why do those British assholes still have us experimenting with the shit shot!?” “The GOP unveils its new contract with America.” “Republicans this week demonstrated how …

Send us your caption ideas to [email protected].  Winning caption is named Person of the Week. h/t Bob Basler

The Washington Post is getting creative with its captions. Sen. Max Baucus is too much of a dork for a sex scandal. For now, you can see it live here — but this likely won’t be up long, so we have a screen grab. UPDATE: Thanks to mrbutterworth for pointing …

The editors here at FDC can see how these two are often mistaken for each other. [h/t FDC reader] Take a crack at a caption in the comment section. PS: Congrats to the press flacks at both camps for pitching such a great story.

Take a crack at a caption … [and thanks to the tipster that sent the pic]

We’re not quite sure who’s in charge of hiring the catering company for the Republican Party, but they might consider one of two things: 1. Hire a new company. 2.  At the very least, tell the driver to park his “progressive” truck in the back of the RNC. Caption contest …. …

Caption Contest (leave ’em in the comment section)