We know whatever Mayor Rahm was yelling at last night’s Bulls/Heat game wasn’t rated G, but what exactly did he say?

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Early entries:

“Hey, Rose! Think we really need “away” unis? If not, cut ’em.”

“Don’t forget Bosh! Everyone else has.”

“If you f*cking lose tonight, don’t bother to come back to my city.”

h/t Mully