What are like-minded friends for? [bail buddies] Filmmaker Michael Moore has offered to put up the $20,000 bail required to release WikiLeaks leader Julian Assange from the London prison where he is currently being held. In a manifesto posted to his Web site, Moore characterized Assange as “a pioneer of …

Between the coronation of the so-far very deserving Stephen Strasburg [SI jinx!! Nooo!!], the Caps impressive playoff run, and the Skins’ hiring of Mike Shanahan and Jedi-mind-trick pick-up of Donovan McNabb, we were starting to think that this town’s sports franchises might finally be turning a corner. Enter Albert Haynesworth. …

We’ve heard of parents bailing their kids out of a few jams, but going so far as to paying off your child’s mistress?  [this keeps getting weirder] Note to Congress: In case you hadn’t figured it out yet, you’ll get caught every time.  And then made a fool of.