Idiot kid gets arrested when he refuses to sit down at Portugal. The Man [National Zoo concert] The National Mall gets heavy use [so step gently] Marion Barry is being exploited [and coming out with a book] They arrested some Bloods in [Montgomery County] The Silver Line could mean [longer …

Navy Yard [tragedy] Some victims were identified [here] Idiot throws firecrackers at the White House [arrested] Doubleheader [weather] Photo by Kevin Wolf

This is considered a tame night on 6th Street.  [this would never happen in DC] Two men were arrested for driving while intoxicated on 6th Street Friday night. One was riding a horse, while the other was riding a mule. Let us repeat that. One was riding a horse, while …

This is what happens when you’re in a hurry… [4:20] A senior aide for Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) was arrested Tuesday for attempting to bring marijuana into the Hart Senate Office Building, according to U.S. Capitol Police reports. Boxer’s meetings haven’t been the same since.

This won’t be topped: Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. At the time of their arrest, the Zombies had no IDs.

Some people will just always be misunderstood. [we love crack] …Although Barry’s latest arrest will likely help his next run for mayor.

So to prove they’re still bored relevant, they arrested an ABC News reporter for doing their job.  Cuffs and everything. h/t RedState UPDATE: FishbowlDC has much more – including pictures.  Cuz they’re that good.

O.J. Simpson in custody for calling co-defendant