In case you were unaware:  Once you sign up for a Twitter account, you instantly become a comedian.  How sweet is that? Via Wolf Blitzer : Shakira’s new album is "She Wolf." With that title, shouldn’t I invite her to join me in The SitRoom? She Wolf and He Wolf. …

We’re sad to learn that our friend Christine Delargy is leaving FishbowlDC. Editor’s Note: As some of you may already know, these are my last few weeks blogging for FishbowlDC. Moonlighting on the blog has been one heck of an experience and I promise to leave Matt with someone capable …

Lou Dobbs is not delusional – he’s awesome.  [run Lou, run] Can Lou Dobbs make the leap from the anchor desk to the Oval Office? A radio interviewer on WTOP joked Monday about the "crazy" idea that the former CNN host could mount a White House bid in 2012 – …

Like any train wreck, it’s worth a peak. [good for him]

Shake what your mama gave you.  [nice moves]

This can’t be good for holiday gift sales.  [1 in 5]

Ari Fleischer has been hired by the Bowl Championship Series [BCS] to help convince Senators that they have more important matters to tend to.  [waste your time on something else] Former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer has gone to work for college football’s often-maligned Bowl Championship Series. Fleischer’s communications …

He’s done with the sequins and ready to show America how Texans do it. [two step] Tom DeLay will be dancing the Texas Two-Step with Cheryl Burke on the season finale of "Dancing With the Stars" Tuesday night. Last month, DeLay had to drop out of the popular TV dance …

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Someone must have recently told Mike Huckabee that he needed to work on his branding.  [identity crisis] "Team Huck" rolls into the bookstore like a NASCAR pit crew, red uniform shirts adorned with the corporate logos of Mike Huckabee’s website, his speaker’s bureau, his publisher, and "Huck" emblazoned on their …

Amie Parnes: State Dinner: Ari Emanuel To Attend

If I had a million Twitter followers … Deadspin: Gilbert Arenas Makes a Mockery of Twitter Agent Zero refuses to start Twittering until he has a million followers. Uh, Gil, that’s not how you do it. Actually, you know what? Twitter’s stupid and everyone on it is stupid and this …