Rielle Hunter Breaks Her Silence: “I feel comfortable talking now, because Johnny went public and made a statement admitting paternity. Edwards to Hunter: ‘Falling in love with you could really f–k up my plans for becoming President.’ And of course I said, ‘If you want to make God laugh, tell …

Will they ever finish construction? WaPo’s Ashley Halsey III: Stalled D.C. merchants look with optimistic eyes towards blossoming of H Street

Tickle fights and naked shower run-ins became part of the beltway lexicon, don’t be boring,scoop your poop, Chris Paulitz dropped his publicist Mark Pfeifle, Shamrock Fest is rocking RFK tomorrow, Marion Barry kicked it at Matt Labash’s book party, the free DC hedge-clipping service is still open for business, DC …

Matthew Gagnon has won another FamousDC contest. His picture of Rahm and Massa in a legit Capitol Hill shower wins two VIP tickets to Shamrock Fest tomorrow at RFK. Congrats Mr. Gagnon!

Even though SXSW is slowing down the contest, we still got a few solid entries. The polls (?) close at 4 pm today and we’re giving away two VIP tickets (free beer!) to Shamrock Fest at RFK tomorrow. … PREVIOUS: 48 Hour Twitter Contest [VIP Tickets to Shamrock Fest]

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Peter Baker: Obama Social Secretary Ran Into Sharp Elbows

Howard Kurtz: Roethlisberger, Massa, Ensign, Woods: Sex, power and sports

No comment. Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank on Thursday said a member of his staff alerted his chief of staff that then-Rep. Eric Massa had taken one of their junior staffers to a private dinner. [blue] Frank said the staffer became suspicious when he arrived at the Blue Oyster Bar.  Hmmmm…. h/t …

From our friends at eTrueSports.com: Washington – “It ain’t worth it, nothing is,” said President Barack Obama in announcing he will resign the Presidency to sign a ten-day, non-guaranteed contract with his hometown Chicago Bulls. “Pretending to like Nancy Pelosi is killing me.” As for Biden — he’s ready to …

Ari will make a great caddy: Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was brought in to help repair the steroid-shattered image of Mark McGwire, has been huddling with Woods, plotting a …

Do you have plans Saturday? Would you and a friend like to attend Shamrock Fest at RFK and hang in the Club VIP tent with free beer all day? You have 48 hours to win these tickets. The contest: Print out the FamousDC logo and upload a picture of it …

Deadspin previews the upcoming Nationals baseball season. Will Leitch: Washington Nationals: Go Natinals!