It’s likely not what really happened, but it’s funny. Former President’s George W. Bush and Bill Clinton made their first joint visit to Haiti this week, touring and helping out in Port-au-Prince, the Haitian capital city devastated by the January earthquake. It’s an admirable visit, but something else happened while …

Setting: a beautiful wedding ceremony, surrounded by your closest friends and family, on a luxury yacht set against the charming scenery of the Chesapeake Bay. Does this sound like your dream wedding? Well you are in luck, because Watermark Cruises is giving away a free wedding, worth over $20,000, on …

On March 27th Host-DC and Host-NYC invite you to be a kid again and to experience Recess, the DC area’s first game night and ice cream social for adults mixed with a party atmosphere! Relive some of your youth as attendees will be able to enjoy games, drinks, discounted rooms, …

We’re unclear as to what makes Stephen Baldwin an expert on health care: “[I]t’s official today, Barack Obama is the greatest gangster to ever come out of Chicago,” then followed with “Mr. Obama’s a liar.” [smooth quote] We did love him in “8 Seconds.”

High-Five SXSWi 2010 – High-Five Montage Tribute from Henry Balanon on Vimeo.

Politico: Off the Clock with Rob Collins

Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize 165 days ago. [our t-shirt just arrived in the mail]

Brother’s At War [Emily’s Post] New Suit [new job] Single [weekend] Tourist [style]

We hear … A TV mic picked up Vice President Biden saying to President Obama, “This is a big f***ing deal.” UPDATE: FishbowlDC’s Betsy Rothstein: V.P. Drops F-Bomb . Salon’s Alex Koppelman: Yes, Joe Biden, a very big %&*!ing deal You gotta hand it to Biden: you have a huge …

No, not this. This.

We’re not quite sure what to think of this, but we do wonder if it comes in polka dots? And please define “extended sizes.”

Ed Morrissey of HotAir.com had a root canal yesterday. Just got home from an unplanned root canal. Still a bit numb … but not numb enough. 🙁 We wish Ed a speedy recovery.

Dear People That Make Terrible Decisions After Historic Congressional Votes, This kind of thing doesn’t help prove your point. Democratic offices in at least three states have reported instances of vandalism that party members say possibly were tied to Sunday’s historic vote on health care reform. Early Monday morning, a …

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

Jamie Shufflebarger: Ex-Blazer Dudley Launches First Ad Ex-Portland Trail Blazers center Chris Dudley (R) released the first TV ad of the open OR GOV race today, a 30-second spot airing statewide that highlights Dudley’s outsider image. Shaq was unavailable for comment.