Solid work by Fallon [Boehner joke at 3:57]

Any blog featuring Obama checking out the latest in hoverboard technology is a big winner in our book.  [2nd favorite blog of the day]

We didn’t elect him because he was a sharp dresser: Paul Bedard: Don’t be surprised of Obama wears his Mom Jeans to the Nat’s opener Monday. Recall he said he likes “frumpy.” http://bit.ly/cpB3Q2 Related: Obama to One-Bounce First Pitch in Dirt on Opening Day

It’s our new favorite blog – probably because it’s littered with profanity and great outfits.  [do it] h/t ASM

We want the Nats to score runs, but not this kind… [Even The Washington Nationals’ Ticket Website Knows They’re Crap] h/t Deadspin’s Dauleiro via Jonathan Grella

We haven’t featured Facebook updates in quite a while.  The reason: Most of the ridiculous updates have moved to Twitter. The quick service door at the US Post Office is a complete misnomer. We couldn’t agree more.

Once = lucky, twice = good: One good thing for Democrats about passing a health care reform bill in two parts: President Obama gets two signing ceremonies. CNN reports the president will sign the reconciliation bill which contains “fixes” to the original legislation at a community college in northern Virginia …

Mary Katherine Ham reveals why she was MIA yesterday: MKHammer: So, I’ve been at Voyeur all day. What’d I miss? Well played.

The Pixar film “Up,” White House “Party Peepers” and “Balloon Peep” are just some of the Peep dioramas sent in by a few creative Washington Post readers in their fourth annual Peeps Show contest. Check out photos of the finalists and other favorite dioramas, inspired by everything from Snowmageddon to …

Meth is a hell of a drug

Vox Africanus: Enter the Health Care starring Black Belt Barack h/t WPIDC

Did you know that Andrew Breitbart ran The Drudge Report, helped start The Huffington Post and used to regularly IM with elite members of the Democrat media complex? Wired Magazine: How Andrew Breitbart Hacks the Media

Washington Nationals Press Release: President Barack Obama to throw ceremonial first pitch when Washington Nationals host NL Champion Philadelphia Phillies on Opening Day President of the United States Barack Obama will throw the ceremonial first pitch at Nationals Park in Washington D.C. prior to the 2010 season opener between the …

Congressional [recess] Gray vs. Fenty [DC] Blind Item [Nats] Butler [bulldogs] C-46 [tattoo]