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…In the Meg Whitman Vs. Jerry Brown CA Gov. Race…

Did the Examiner add a zero? [$1400 seems right] $14,000 The amount of money Bristol Palin will make for an upcoming speaking gig. Palin will speak to single moms in Louisville, Ky., on Sept. 8 as part of a fundraiser for Lifehouse, a home for single mothers, the Louisville Courier-Journal …

Some people dream of Jeannie, others dream about Bristol Palin … “Had a dream about Bristol Palin last night. She lived in my closet with baby Tripp and asked me to get her a rum and coke.” She adds, “This is when you know your job has consumed your life…” …

Who is about to release their new book entitled: Dirty Sexy Politics? A. Mike Huckabee B. John Ensign C. Meghan McCain D. Roger Clemens We’ll give you a hint: ______ doesn’t shy away from serious issues and raucous humor. Find out here.

We’ve got a half a billion rotten eggs in 22 states and dead fish in the mouth of the Mississippi.  Good times.

It won’t last long, but the current temperature in DC is 69 degrees.  It’ll likely be back at 96 degrees by Wednesday.

Is your target market the Capitol Hill, administration and K Street staffers who keep the capital running? Are you looking for a creative way to reach this valuable audience? If the answer is yes to any or all of those questions, keep reading. If the answer is no…well then go …

This won’t be topped: Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. At the time of their arrest, the Zombies had no IDs.

It’s only Monday, but this might be the lead of the week: You know the old adage: You say to-MATE-o, I say to-MAHT-O. You say Ne-VAH-da, I punch you in the face. Nevada state legislators get real fired up about how you pronounce their state’s name. [real fired up]

Too much. h/t Treacher

…”The Waiting Game” by Jim Billimoria. Congrats to everyone who entered, especially our other two finalists.

Matt Haase ain’t getting any younger, we’re told today is 14 AV, who is Michael Ramlet?, food trucks are invading DC, Erick Erickson is going FM on his audience, Chris Paulitz is still dead to us, can Doug A keep a secret?, we’re not in Martha’s Vineyard this weekend, JESS3 …

Happy Birthday! Did you know that its my birthday Sunday? My secret is no age. I ran a 100miler on my 30th birthday. And what a way to celebrate it! With that being said, here are 6 ways NOT to celebrate a birthday. You know I have to stick to …