Well-informed… [h/t JK]

What the f*ck are they trying to do to Rahm? Look out for the race for mayor of Chicago. It’s getting tougher sooner than expected. Some heavyweights in Chicago politics seem to be ganging up on one of the candidates aiming to replace Mayor Richard M. Daley, a guy they …

For those of you who feel sorry for Juan Williams because he was fired from NPR – yeah, he’ll be just fine… [wow] The cable news network [FoxNews] signs the analyst to a new three-year contract for nearly $2 million. Dinner[s] on Juan!

Debating is hard… When asked to name a Democratic Senator she’d be willing to work with, Christine named … Hillary Clinton. [close, but no quite] In a debate today hosted by local television station WHYY, Delaware Republican Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell seemed unable to name a single sitting Democratic senator. …

We love reading news like this: [lock the doors] An escaped chimpanzee has been relocated to an animal refuge after wreaking havoc in a Kansas City neighborhood, fox4kc.com reports. The 300-pound chimp, named “Sue,” was spotted wandering through a neighborhood on Tuesday, destroying a gate, fence and police car, according …

You might not be able to hold in your excitement next weekend at the Comedy Central rallies, but you will be forced to hold something else in: [call of nature] Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and …

Every day is an adventure on Capitol Hill.

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All you need is a box and a sharpie: @pwgavin Did Ginny Thomas just make answering machines a last minute Halloween costume option? Back story here.

Question: If you’re a political candidate and you release an “internal” poll that has you up 19 points on your opponent, what should you do? A. Immediately loan your campaign $200,000 and hope nobody notices? B. Release another “internal” poll a few days later that has you up by 345 …

And where is Charlie Cook on THIS? @ChuckLiddell: RT @danawhite: At 930am 2 morrow @ChuckLiddell and I will be at UNR’s Virginia st gym with VP Joe Biden and yes (cont) http://tl.gd/6iihu8

Another political candidate admits they’re not perfect: [but is he a witch?] Joe Miller: “John, I’ll admit I’m a man of many flaws. I’m not going to sit back and say that I’ve conducted my life perfectly,” Miller told CNN Monday night. “I will tell you that anything that I’ve …

The rent is too damn high. H/T Andrew Sullivan

We get all of our news from “the Onion” and from what we can tell, it’s not looking good for Democrats. WASHINGTON—According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November’s midterm elections. “Republicans are poised to …

Sarah Palin’s daughter attempts to dance in a monkey outfit.  [on a scale of 1 to awkward, this is a 9.5]