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Sweating to the oldies [Dornic style] Haunted [White House] So fresh [so dry]

We’re pretty sure this is the only live rap performance in the C-Span archives.

Caroline Berry Aaron Blake Rob Collins Sarah Gargagliano Megan Morrison Erica Fitzsimmons Jessie Niewold Kevin Smith Denise Taylor Taylor West

Brought to you by Patrick Gavin.  Hilarious. 1.) “Queers for Fear” 2.) “I thought this was just the line for Georgetown Cupcake” 3.) “This font is big.” 4.) Your sign isn’t as funny as you think it is.” 5.) “God hates Figs.” 6.) “If your beliefs fit on a sign, …

Zombies attacked Washington, DC, Texans lost faith in UT but they’re still got Baylor & the Texas Rangers, sh*t is gonna get nuts this weekend, was this the first Newsweek framed at 320 First Street SE?, Freddy Barnes is going to write-in Cam Newton on Election Day, Queen Noble for …

We might have just ordered several of these. [Christmas shopping made easy] Finally! The “Rent Is Too Damn High” Action Figure Is Here – And It Speaks! Buy it. h/t MS

The 2010 Midterm elections have harbored an insane amount of controversy, witchcraft, tea parties, “big fat boners,” Krystal Balls, children getting kicked in the face, f-bombs, strange Gawker posts, photoshop fails, terrible actors, Old Spice spoofs and other unbelievable nonsense.  So in honor of the home stretch of election season, …

10 Minutes from Alyssa Milano Funny Or Die is trying to do its part in reminding people to vote this year by letting them know there are worse ways they can spend 10 minutes. The video stars Alyssa Milano, Aziz Ansari, Adam Scott, Michael Pena, Donald Glover, Rose McGowan, Ron …

The Week: Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers? Drinking is the only way to deal with morons: Smart people “booze so we can tolerate everyone else,” says Greg at Food & Wine Blog. When sober, we tend to “take people’s responses at literal face value.” But …

Our memory is a bit fuzzy, but the question went something like, “hey, what’s your favorite color?” After being unable to answer, O’Donnell demanded that the interview be destroyed. O’Donnell’s campaign manager then threatens to “crush” the radio station. They later realized the interview was broadcast live. Apologies from everyone. …

h/t the Factor

Here’s what we know. Hawk ‘N’ Dove is going to welcome Giants fans and anyone else who comes in with money to spend [including Ranger fans].  According to Rebecca Mark, one of DC’s biggest Giants fans, the Hawk ‘N’ Dove is talking about extending their Sierra Nevada special throughout all …

Dear campaign press flacks, The last minute Hail Mary you planned to pop on POLITICO to swing the election your way will have to wait a little while. Their email machine is down. Sincerely, FamousDC POLITICO: Trying to reach folks at POLITICO? Our email is down, so be patient. We’ll …