@JoeLiberman: 23 years after I announced my candidacy to the US Senate, today I am announcing that I will not seek re-election to a fifth term.

Does this give new meaning to “writing on the bathroom wall?” Ad Age’s Ken Wheaton: Over 25% of Americans Use Facebook in the Can Wouldn’t this be the perfect opportunity for makers of hand-sanitizers to reach audiences — and guilt them. Tagline: “We know what you’re doing, you filthy thing …

We doubt there are many restaurant-goers that would oppose this legislation. [the grades are in] A D.C. councilmember wants to make sure that anyone who eats out in the District knows exactly what is being served — especially if that includes a side of salmonella. Councilwoman Mary Cheh has introduced …

We generally like to start the day off with some good news or a fun video, but today is a bit different because we just found out George Lucas thinks the world is going to end in 2012. [dude, too early] Funnyman Seth Rogen was left stunned by a recent …

This is what happens when the weather channel predicts one inch of snow/sleet in the DC area. [from last night] h/t Tater via this.

Baby, it’s cold outside! I don’t know about you, but when the temperature drops below 30 and the weatherman leads us on with his snow dance, all I want is a cozy spot next, preferably by a fireplace, and a cup of Joe or hot cocoa in hand! For you …

It look’s like Sen. Brown’s daughter has gone country. The Senator revealed his daughter was moving to Nashville to work with country music producers. We’ve been following Ayla’s singing prowess for quite some time, so we’re a bit miffed she didn’t tell us the news first. That’s okay, though, we’ll …

1. Freak-out 2. Decrease your speed by 98%.  [Drive no faster than 2 mph.] 3. Don’t leave your house early, but be sure to spend 30-45 minutes around the water cooler talking about the icy roads and why you were late.

We asked Fred Barnes about his latest piece and he gave us this quote: “Football and politics go together. In Alabama, Republicans win the statehouse and Auburn wins the football championship — a perfect fit.” And now, as only Mr. Barnes can do … First and Goal for the GOP: …

We hope that most of you are still enjoying the three day weekend.

This is one way to clear snow off your roof. Have a great weekend.

Wall Street Street Journal’s Elizabeth Williamson: Last Call at a D.C. Power Lounge One reason is Sambonn “Sam” Lek, head bartender since the Carter administration, who has kept Washington’s boozy secrets on the 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. shift. He can tell Republicans from Democrats by their drink orders (Republicans …

ESPN discovered that Alex Ovechkin is a Russian spy, EMRC predicts that smart phones are the new credit card, Lindsey Mask continues to  crush the social scene, Rochelle Behrens is Oprah famous,  Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers are national champions,  pants are optional on the Metro, Congressional staff observed …

Here’s your marijuana update of the day.  [DCist] Today, the District’s medical marijuana program inches closer to reality, as the rules governing who can grow, dispense and procure marijuana go into effect. The rules were originally drafted and opened to public comment last August; a second version released in November …