Meet the people who decide where and when you can drink [regulators mount up] Southwest Airlines can help you lose weight [results] Kids prefer virtual life to real life [total bummer] Featured photo [reason to like the metro] Mike Vick earns key to city [the rest of Dallas left confused] …

POLITICO has decided to go PRO. Washingtonian’s Shane Harris: Politico Grows Up His bosses are on the same page. The chiefs of Politico believe they’ve hired the best for their new operation. And VandeHei believes he has the best man in charge. Grieve possesses what VandeHei calls the “Politico DNA: …

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And thank God that the Internets weren’t as mainstream when we were growing up? Poor Jack Weppler Barry Schwartz: Payback: Upset Ex-Girlfriend Spams Boyfriend In Google Images Upset boyfriends and girlfriends are nothing new. There are plenty of stories of girlfriends getting back at their ex-boyfriends for mistreatment and visa …

New York Times: The Will to Drill Correction: February 6, 2011 An article on Jan. 16 about drilling for oil off the coast of Angola erroneously reported a story about cows falling from planes, as an example of risks in any engineering endeavor.No cows, smuggled or otherwise, ever fell from …

Wonkette has enjoyed watching Fox News flex their geography muscles. [new york is the new egypt] Attempt #1

How many of these folks are co-workers of yours? [red wine] Some Maryland residents, forbidden from having wine shipped directly to their homes, are having cases delivered to their offices or other addresses in the District or Virginia, then carting them across the border, the Washington Post reported. So what’s …

Olbermann is joining Al Gore’s Current TV [equity stake] Yes, that was Joan River’s body [baby cheeses] Officials not pleased with Pepco’s performance of late [outage] Wondering about Rhode Island metro station? [wonder no more] And good luck at work today.  Let’s hope it goes better than this guy’s day …

If you have a chance today tell Shea Loper congratulations on his 30 (!) revolutions around the sun.  The Energy Policy Advisor for Senator Barrasso celebrated on Saturday at Blue Duck Tavern but has chosen Good Stuff cheeseburgers for his actual day of birth meal. (birthday meal h/t Mike Allen) …

Looking for something to do Wednesday night? Stop by the W Hotel for a few cocktails from 6 – 8 p.m. to raise money for the Humane Society. And  be sure to tell Mia “Misdemeanor” Washington that FamousDC said hello. If you can’t pick her out, she’s a red and …

Eddie Scarry and his friend Janet picked different teams in the Super Bowl:

Remember to smile!

Secretary Ray Lahood is already on the task. Coming next week: Executive Order – Federal Leadership on Reducing Talking Facebook Cars

Not everyone was on board with the ad:

Wall Street Journal: Super Bowl XLV Diary: Packers-Steelers