Did anyone think this through? [closet] Your DC cab ride just got more expensive [fuel charge] Hey Harbath, is this true [Gibbs to Facebook?] Blossoms are safe [construction project] Redistricting game [DC] Majority Leader Cantor welcomes #VCU Coach Shaka Smart back to Richmond after #finalfour berth [h/t Dayspring]

Nick Schaper is heading to the Chamber of Commerce, President Obama got locked out of the White House, leave @ChuckGrassley alone!, Jennifer Crider was on her A-game, Elephants marched all over Washington, who will play Steve Schmidt?,who keeps Secretary Sebelius waiting at PJ Clarke’s?, Jam for Japan on Saturday, blossom …

We shared this via Twitter last night, but had to post on the site. h/t mosesngone Note: That dog is not related to this dog.

The greatest Chinese delivery truck ever [pick up] 119 years old [wow] It’s Friday [which seat should we take?] Help Gingrich find his tweets [APB] Zuckerberg in a relationship [confirms on Facebook] The 5th Quarter [movie] Attention Sara Diaz: Is this offer still valid? [chili]

The federal debt is soaring. Deficits have exceeded $1 trillion for three years in a row. Our nation is on an unsustainable path. The Snuggie Sutra has a solution – The Balanced Budget. The Snuggie Sutra: The Balanced Budget She wants what she’s entitled to, and he wants a piece, …

Not exactly comforting news. [scary] Two airliners landed at Ronald Reagan National Airport without control tower clearance because the air traffic supervisor was asleep, said an official speaking on condition of anonymity. The supervisor was the only controller scheduled for duty in the tower about midnight Tuesday when the incident …

Sweetest SI cover ever? [BYU] Are we seriously still talking about this? [Trump] Harris raises his pimp hand [stop it] Brittney leans right? [really?] Help O’Keefe pay his credit card bill [maxed out] Strip mall for Jesus [PG County]

We finally found a job that might be better than being Charlie Sheen’s intern. If you’re one of the millions of Americans still looking for a job, the federal government is hiring, and (especially for the unemployed) the pay is excellent. While private sector job growth creeps along at a …

Snark Infested: Bulls Elephants on Parade Elephants from Ringling Bros & Barnum Bailey Circus pass in front of the Capitol on their way from their train to their venue at the Verizon Center.

@Nickybones has a good point: [Gaddhafi/Qaddafi/Khadaffi] Every news org spells it their own way. UPDATE: We realized we weren’t the only ones asking the tough question? h/t Kurtz

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Congratulations to Nick Schaper on his new gig with the Chamber of Commerce. From Mike Allen’s Playbook: FIRST LOOK — BIG CHAMBER HIRE FROM BOEHNER: “The U.S. Chamber is bulking up its communications and social media prowess with the hire of Nick Schaper as …

Former Capitol Hill staffer found [alive and well] H.W. honored by Clinton, Carter and W [praise] More poop to scoop [elephant mania] Beck threatens to start his own channel [my way] Pole fitness for Jesus [you got it]

The circus is coming! The circus is coming! h/t @CSPANJeremy

DC Urban Dad: I think that she knows Chavez is f’g nuts: Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars Snark Infested: Birds, clouds, sundown U Street Girl: Fountains in Meridian Hill And juxtaexposed has fun with dumpsters: