Are you a twenty-something living in DC? Do you ever feel as if everyone has everything figured out except for you? If so, join the club (I’m the president) and this column is for you. I’ll be covering life in the district from the perspective of one of us bottom …

Season premiers [TV] Social Media Club in the zone [sports] Speed cameras [locations] Photo by Bret Manley

Cut and paste job for mishaps in the future. h/t PR  

Stewart vs. O’Reilly [debate] Vote FamousDC [best of] Metro doors add 5 second wait [commute] Photo by thisisbossi

RG3 is human [sad] Can Congress bring back the refs? [replacements] Lame Kiffen strikes again [Stanford] Is it possible to have CJ Spiller & still lose? [Chester] NEW PANDA!!1 [cuteness]

Nickelback offended, Paul Ryan back on the hill, long live The Thing, 4/20 here already?, fantasy football rants, fall eating done right, WIN TICKETS TO SEE THIEVERY CORPORATION TOMORROW, people you want to get to know, a special happy birthday to Derek Timmerman, everyone wants to have a Gerber baby, ask …

Press Corps rallying to get him on their pick up team. h/t Kevin Sutherland

CANNABIS ADVOCATES HIT THE HILL: A group of medical marijuana center owners and operators and other pro-pot advocates are on Capitol Hill today pressing their case to congressional offices. They have “a number of meetings set with key staffers” and will be holding an open congressional staff briefing at 1 p.m. …

With the change of season now tangible in DC, I can’t help but think of the wonderful fall foods we all have to look forward to. From hearty soups to delicious pies to warm breads makes this season one of my favorites to get cookin’ up a storm. So heat up your kitchen and enjoy the sun left over from summer mixed with that crisp fall breeze. Photo credit: Smitten Kitchen

Thievery Corporation tickets [win] Dolla dolla bills [congress] Virginia cracking down on food trucks [lunch] Photo by Emily Reid

Mo money mo problems [WMATA] Feeling like fall [to do] 7-Eleven gets political [free coffee] Photo by Justin Schuck

We hope this doesn’t mean they’re gonna burn it to the ground.

September 11 memorial services [DC] Obama [hearts] Just bing it [search] RGIII already a meme [griffining] Photo by Bret Manley

Clarence Greenwood, lead singer of Citizen Cope, was spotted (sitting on the right of jean baseball cap man) showing his #Natitude this past Saturday before the deluge delayed the game. You can catch him again in November at the 9:30 Club.

Front page of USA Today.