House of Cards not getting that big tax break after all [sorry Spacey] The Nationals beat Miamiiiii[iiiiiiiiii] Peeing in your coworker’s coffee [not a good idea] Bob Cusack, The Hill’s managing editor, will [make an appearance on Veep, NBD] Major website security flaw discovered  [change your passwords on Friday] Love …

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Mike Lurie made a series of subtle cinemagraphs of familiar sights around Washington, DC. The slight movements and occasional person-free point of view is both haunting and calming. You’ll have to hone your Where’s Waldo skills to find what’s moving in at least one of these. Take a deep breath, …

Hey, you own the Kindle copies of books you bought, right? [no, not really] Star UConn player goes to bed [starving sometimes] Is it free cone day? [Yes, it’s free cone day] Is DC Twin Peaks? [Yes, DC is Twin Peaks] People can’t stop stealing sh*t from DC restaurants [like …

Breaking: CNN is still looking for this roundup #NATIONAL Yellowstone … Yikes; Goodbye Letterman; RGIII is keeping #10, DeSean Jackson; CRAWFISH; We heard the last HIMYM episode sucked but need to catch up on seasons 1-9 so NO SPOILERS for the next year and a half; Microsoft rolled something out …

Congressman Jim Moran says Members of Congress are underpaid, and can’t live decently in DC. What hope is there for the rest of us? The senior appropriator pointed out that some members have taken to living out of their offices to save money, while others have “small little apartment units” …

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Do what you want to do. You’re an adult and this is your weekend. But we’ve got some killer suggestions that you will need.

Who’s winning the WaPo’s beer madness? [our bet’s a secret] More gender neutral bathrooms coming [more or fewer bathroom hookups?] Free WiFi in NoMa [now you can exist outside and stare at a screen!] If you litter, you’re gonna get fined, so watch it litterbugs [litter enforcement month] Eataly’s coming …

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It’s been a pretty harsh March [Capital Weather Gang says so] Bradley Cooper: Political Mastermind [he spearheaded Prez on “Between Two Ferns”] WaPo getting ready to move buildings [and things are about to get crazy] Cherry Blossom trees are budding [it’s almost time] Drink more at your favorite Capitol Hill …

Sure, you can propose with some #Natitude, but it’ll cost ya. The Washington Nationals proposal costs ($1500) are only second to the LA Dodgers’ ($2500). Source: Swimmingly.com

#NATIONAL Corn dogs shut down Louisiana Interstate; Taking shots at the ACA, literally; Nate Silver vs. Paul Krugman; Generic meta-ad is hi-larious; Michael Bay is remaking TMNT and we’re not sure how to feel about that; Wu Tang is basically selling the scepter of an Egyptian king; #ThosePants; #DISTRICT Does anyone know where …