Listen: we’re proud of you, and you deserve to hear that. You’ve made it all the way to Wednesday without napping under your desk or waking up next to a jumbo slice. You’re a productive member of society, so why not take it a little easy today, eh? We’re not saying what you should or shouldn’t on this glorious spring day…we’re just kindly suggesting that everyone chill out once in a while. Enjoy this totally normal and uneventful Wednesday, folks, and don’t forget to keep things extra chill with our Song of the Day.

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

Confessions of a Capitol Hill Staffer: Ten Types of Congressmen You’ll Find on the Hill

Famous 5: Michelle Hawks Reinshuttle

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Happy 4/20 all you Mary Jane lovers. Munchie hard today.

COFFEE QUOTE

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

On this day in 1777, New York State’s constitution was officially put into place.

HIGH FIVE

Happy birthday Lindsey Mask!

We miss you, Sarah Gunion.

 The Paigeanda is making a comeback.

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