By now you’ve heard the news – Donald Trump is in DC.

He started his day with a press conference at the Old Post Office Pavilion that is currently being renovated as the newest branch of the Trump International Hotel.

Fun fact: During the conference, the campaigning presidential candidate managed to make someone a “superstar” (as he self-proclaimed) by offering a job to a woman in the audience. 

Moving on…

We also know he plans to meet with Republican party leaders, and to deliver a speech at the pro-Israel lobby group, American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). However, this still leaves him with a lot of time to kill. We got our hands on the rest of the Donald’s Itinerary. Here’s what’s on the books – as narrated by Donald J. Trump.

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h/t to Andrew Kovalcin for getting our wheels turning on this.