Jesse Jackson has a a magic trick, Congressman Chris Lee is leaving Congress to “spend more time with his abs,” Congressional Press Secretary PSA, Secretary Lisa Jackson had a blast at the DC Mardi Gras party, OMG – Donald Trump is at CPAC!, fake DC Twitter accounts got the New York Times treatment by Ashley Parker, Dave Tate is the greatest copy writer you’ve never heard of, “obtained by the National Journal,” Courtney Kolb needs no introduction or affiliation, contrary to previous reports – cows are not falling out of airplanes, Ryan Howell is getting his engagement party on this weekend, that’s my necklace and I want it NOW, stand tall John Jones II, Funny or Die is still on their A-game, Ryan Winn has Super Bowl pick skills, and remember to smile.