Tom DeLay seems to be having a good time not only on the dance floor, but also on Twitter. From his Twitter feed a few minutes ago: @tomdelay Hey Twinkle Toes @ChuckLiddell how’s the dancing coming along? Cant wait for the Hammer and the Iceman to hit the stage. Will …

The only thing Rep. Aaron Schock loves more than meeting with his constituents — meeting new photographers. Check out Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Ill.), who never tires of photo shoots, in October’s GQ. He wears the newly fashionable “conservative” suits from Brooks Brothers, with neckties knotted much smaller than he usually …

Craig Crawford: Coffee Czar

From his Tweet just seconds ago:  [this won’t stop the Hammer] Old age is catching up to me, may have a stress fracture in my foot. no worries, it’ll take more than that to keep me off the dance floor! From what we hear rehearsals are intense – just ask …

Just because you can’t win on the field, doesn’t mean you can’t win in the land’s highest court.  [take this to the judges]

Condo fees [urban turf] Silly Pizza Song [dance] RIP [Patrick Swayze] Smoking rooms [gone] Publicists [lose jobs] Coffee [dreams]

Liz Glover : whatever you do DON’T ask Fonzworth Bentley about his umbrella holding for @iamdiddy days. He doesn’t want to discuss.

Matt Latimer, former Bush speech writer, has a new book coming out — need we say more? Is there a politician George W. Bush ever liked? Not according to former Dubya speech writer Matt Latimer. In his forthcoming memoir, "Speech Less: Tales of a White House Survivor," Latimer says the …

Rep. Joe Wilson’s (R-SC) wife, Roxanne, recently took part in a video to help convince people that her husband is not crazy. [Note: In doing so, she calls Joe a "nut."] Congressman Joe Wilson’s wife, Roxanne, tells her story of why she’s standing with Joe. Glad to know she’s "standing …

In case you were wondering what the President of the United States thinks about Kanye West and the VMA incident: As for how this got out … [click] "In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted …

Makeover [Capitol Hill Style] DCist [on a whale cake] Kanye [Pumpernickel] Recap [NFL chick] Pet [insurance]

Leaving aside for a moment the bizarre choice to superimpose Obama [floating?] over the NYSE trading floor background … is it us, or does it look like The Hill still uses the 1989 version of Photoshop?

"I’m telling you, I called shotgun as soon as I stepped outside." Got a better one?  Hit up the comment section.  We’ll post the best ones.

If you’re currently a student of journalism, [and standing up to read this] you might consider sitting down.  According to talk show host and former Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, journalism majors are in school for no good reason. Former Arkansas GOP Gov. Mike Huckabee, currently a Fox News talk show …

We still have no idea how much it costs to get on this list – but it sure is fun to think about. Notables left off the list: CFCU bank tellers [trust us, if you’ve ever been there, you know what kind of power they hold] Parking garage employees [making …