Genius.

According to the Politico, if you’re a Democrat looking throw down some town hall meetings over the August recess, it’s probably a good idea if you cancel them or call in sick.  [Town Hells]

If you’re like us and were struggling to figure out how to celebrate Obama’s birthday, struggle no more – Dominoes Pizza has you covered. Aside from Z-Burger’s veritable avalanche of free food, you can also celebrate the food-day — uh, we meant birthday, whoops — at Domino’s Pizza, of all …

Even after all of these years, he’s still got it. AP: White House uses Web against Drudge attack Love him or hate him …  Matt Drudge is still 100% effective and can move the media like Moses parting the Red Sea. Get your popcorn .

Check out the DC Concierge’s write-up of the new WaPo video series called "Scene It." The DC Concierge: Washington Post Brings the Style! Just asking — what does Ian Shapira think about his own staff emailing around stories and articles with the hopes of bloggers linking to them? How can …

Obama Debunks Birther Conspiracy – watch more funny videos

Facebook Status Abuse: Jim is eating ramen noodles. Either Jim wants you to know that he’s broke, or that he enjoys warm Asian noodles. We don’t care which it is – nor does anyone else. Is your friend abusing their Facebook status? Report them below. [contact-form 3 "Facebook Alerts"]

He loves Oprah’s Gayle King and showers daily.  [learn more about Luke]

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Dana Milbank and Chris Cillizza, both reporters for the Washington Post, recently had their latest Mouthpiece Theater video yanked from he intertubes. [WaPo yanked it] Mouthpiece Theater is a satirical look back on the week’s political news.  This particular episode featured a clip about Obama’s Beer Summit. On the Friday …

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Here are a few reads to go along with your morning coffee. Ian Shapira: The Death of Journalism (Gawker Edition) J-Walk Blog: Murphy Leaving Rodale buddha’s wii whiskers: Cash for Clunkers