If you hate everything about Washington, DC and have entirely too much time on your hands, well keep reading…

As if the Washington Nationals baseball team needed any more distractions – now they have one… The Nation’s Capital has a new baseball stadium – and a terrible baseball team – which surprises no one. And even though the park is a great place to watch a last place team, …

Could You Pass a Written Drivers Test Now? [GMAC] See You at the Mayflower [Clintobama] Andrew Sullivan Makes a Point [rehab] Her Husband Must Be Pissed [dogg] Happy 100th Birthday [teabag] Let’s Get Serious [election] Got Inspiration? [miracle] Too Far? [moveon] Bring It [Bruno]

Tiger and My GM Candidacy Even when he’s not trying to, Tiger dominates the headlines. His Monday playoff against Rocco Mediate slowed traffic on Wall Street faster than Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren would while walking down Fifth Avenue. Trading volume on Wall Street was off 9.2% versus the past 30 …

Sports Illustrated’s soccer hater, Chris Mannix, spent five days with hard core soccer fans to address the usual complaints against soccer. He walked away a believer. His first outing was with DC United’s La Barra Brava. Chris Mannix: Are You Like Me? (I bet you are) I Bet You Hate …

Wrong TMZ, Denver is packed for the convention and those rooms will be snapped up.

Heck, give it a go.

Nas and Jay Z Predicted [Black Republican] I’m Keeping My Stage Name [richard] Come Together, Right Now [Over Me] GF Leaving for Obama [dc outsider] Looking for a House? [sweet digs] When in Rome [oddly enough] New Energy Plan [Pay Less] Key to the City [Ovechkin]

Ward Connerly: Obama Is No ‘Post Racial’ Candidate With all my heart – and for the betterment of my country – I desperately wanted to believe that Sen. Barack Obama was not one of the same tired voices who peddle arguments about “institutional racism.” … I have heard him say …

Warning: For any young staffer looking to break into the wild world of political press, let this be an example of what NOT to do when it comes to answering a reporter’s question. Via Hotline’s Wake Up Call “He didn’t want to establish a precedent. … Today it’s Viagra, tomorrow …

SO SAYETH ANDREW SULLIVAN

INTERNITY: It is intern season.

The Atlantic’s Mark Bowden goes behind the scenes of Rupert Murdoch’s takeover of the Wall Street Journal and the analyzes the future of media as we know it. Print this out and read it on the metro ride home today. Mark Bowden: Mr. Murdoch Goes to War (a few highlights): …

Did Sen. John Cornyn produce a tribute video for himself? Well, even if he did, we’re not in the business of making fun of anyone with the nickname Big, Bad John.

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