Betsy Rothstein with the Hill has the scoop.  Rep. Emanuel gives reporter a kick in the pants – literally   Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-Ill.) looked positively giddy in the Speaker’s Lobby last Thursday. While walking and chatting alongside The Washington Post’s Paul Kane, he gave the reporter a chicken-wing kick on …

Not Waiting: Hillary Clinton times her speech to pre-empt Obama’s Ambinder: Networks Interrupt Clinton For Obama      Ouch.

Real ‘Work’? Clinton Swipes at Chelsea’s Profession

When Will Hillary Drop Out? Obama Scores 1o to Zero With Big Win in Wisconsin

Weekly DC music schedule [DCist] Pettitte apologizes for sticking his rear with needles [JUICED] Lohan recreates monroe photo shoot [6 weeks] More footage of Baltimore cop salvatore rivieri abusing the public [Are You From the County?!] You are teh dumb [absentee] Financial woes force church to sell private jet [Call …

Bres: Democrats set pro forma sessions to avoid ‘special session’ on FISA

Chris Frates: Net Neutrality Fight Will Demand Big Bucks Tech companies, relative newcomers to the game and reluctant to spend, still rely largely on their cool-kid cachet to sell their arguments, said a longtime adviser to the Net neutrality campaign. “The other side has been showing up and lining pockets …

The Fix: Pining for JFK? From the very start of his campaign, Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) has sought to draw parallels, subtle and not-so-subtle, between his candidacy and that of Kennedy. The similarities are real: both men had spent a relatively short time in public life before running for national …

Former Bush speech writer, William McGurn, authors a must read in today’s WSJ.  [Press Corps Quagmire] When a man hangs up his byline to write for a president, he gets more than a new job. He gets to see how the press and pundit corps look from the other side of …

Ben Smith: ‘Second-class delegates’ Hillary’s Michigan co-chairman: “The real second-class delegates are the delegates that are picked in red-state caucuses that are never going to vote Democratic.”

Roger Simon: Clinton targets Obama’s PLEDGED delegates

RNC Outlines Obama Attack Plan Focusing on Barack Obama’s “inexperience” and “undisciplined messaging” are two ways to ensure that the senator from Illinois doesn’t get to be president, according to honchos at the Republican National Committee.

Suite Talk Sartucci (Lott) to K&L Gates McClellan (WH) to APCO Schuyler to UST Public Affairs Stetson (Kerry) to Sheridan Group

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