Why is this poor intern asleep in the Cannon carry out? A. Exhausted from spending so many hours sorting constituent mail. B. Too much to drink the night before? C. Not actually sleeping.  Annoyed with himself for sending an inappropriate Twitpic.

Driving is tough, but even tougher when you’re sleepy. [wink, wink] U.S. Rep. David Wu crashed his car into a Ford Focus parked on a residential street in Portland’s Forest Heights neighborhood last year, WW has learned. One witness says the Democratic congressman smelled of alcohol. That witness and a …