Facebook Status Abuse: The nice barista chica at Starbucks was hardcore flirting with me this morning. GREAT way to start a Monday! No she wasn’t. She said, “Here’s your change, sir” Do you have friends that abuse Facebook? Report their abuse. [contact-form 3 “Facebook Alerts”]

Facebook Status Abuse: I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT – DOUBTERS BEWARE. IF YOU HATE THE PLAYER, DON’T PLAY THE GAME!!!! We have our own theory about people WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS — but we’ll keep it to ourselves. Got a friend who abuses their status updates? Report them …

Reports are coming in that fomer Rep. Tom DeLay has joined Facebook.  We’re also told that he’s using his infamous mugshot as his profile pic – which in our opinion is fantastic.  If you’re friends with DeLay on Facebook, be sure to forward him our Facebook guidelines , we’d hate …