Dating was up while we were [shut down] District won’t shut down in January [money money money] DC’s electronic pop scene in a [flowchart] Disco Dan, DC Graffiti artist, on the [loose] Bionic Man crossing [streets of dc] Photo by Andrew Bossi

So … the government [shut down] Understandably, people are [angry] Tourists are [SOL] And coffeeshops are cracking down [wifi hogs] BUT you can [eat and drink] [for pretty cheap] [today] Utilizing another slew of shutdown [pickup lines] And cab home with 80% certainty you won’t need to get cash [credit …