We watch CNN because they have super rad holograms. Apparently other people do not.  [where’s the remote?] For the first time in more than two years, CNN fell out of the top 30 cable channels last week in prime time (total viewers). Fox News ranked 3rd, behind USA and ESPN, …

We’ve seen this talking point regurgitated 35,000 times on Twitter and can’t for the life of us figure out why it’s relevant: "Cheney and Pelosi Have Poor Ratings in Common." [please get new talking points] It’s like asking who do you like better, Jon or Kate?

If you’re MSNBC, what’s the best way to improve your slumping ratings? 1. Hope that Obama taps Chris Matthews as his super-secret press secretary? “This country needs a successful presidency,” Matthews said in addition to, ” I want to do everything I can to make this thing work, this new …