Hey, you own the Kindle copies of books you bought, right? [no, not really] Star UConn player goes to bed [starving sometimes] Is it free cone day? [Yes, it’s free cone day] Is DC Twin Peaks? [Yes, DC is Twin Peaks] People can’t stop stealing sh*t from DC restaurants [like …

We’re working on winning the morning, then we’ll move on to the future. Below is a quick recap from last night. In case you missed it and have nothing going on this morning The State of the Union is strong [like bull] Michele Bachmann went oddly old school on the …

The 50 Most Influential US Political Pundits [Telegraph] Top 10 Controgaffes of the ’08 WH Race [the fix] Size Does Matter [on the ball]   When was Brad Pitt on Fox News? [Heye] McCain-Jindal 08? [Kristol]

Colbert sweet talks his way onto the walls of the Smithsonian [hall of presidents] Giuliani takes first shots at Romney [tough]Anne Schroeder Mullins…not a hockey fan. She says Caps super-star Ovechkin plays for the Wizards [double dribble?] Separation of French and Fries [Sarkozy] A very creative presidential bumper sticker [not …