In case you needed a little extra incentive to get crackin’ on that beach body — Janet Napolitano is here to help.  [full body scanner]

If you’ve ever wondered [unlikely] what a day in the life of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was like, wonder no more. Below is an exclusive first glance at her Gmail inbox. Click here to enlarge

UPDATE: CDC not on the same page yet. The US Pork Producers are making a stink on Capitol Hill as they attempt to urge lawmakers and the MSM to call this flu outbreak something other than “swine.”  [what’s in a name?] U.S. pork producers are finding that the name of …