Seriously, you don’t want to go near them. Five Senate pages may have contracted swine flu, leading officials to warn Members and staffers to take precautions. [roll call] Below is an email from the Senate Sergeant of Arms office: I am writing to let the Senate community know that the …

UPDATE: CDC not on the same page yet. The US Pork Producers are making a stink on Capitol Hill as they attempt to urge lawmakers and the MSM to call this flu outbreak something other than “swine.”  [what’s in a name?] U.S. pork producers are finding that the name of …