This is funny: NorahODonnell I ate spaghetti w a spoon last night to prepare for todays Kagan hearings. If you’re not, you should be following Norah on Twitter.

There are better ways to spend money. [Walmart] @shiratoeplitz: Found a $13K tab to preppy clothing store Vineyard Vines while searching soon-to-be-ex-Rep. Mollohan’s FEC report #mountaineerclothing? Correction: There are MUCH better ways to spend money.

Mary Katherine Ham reveals why she was MIA yesterday: MKHammer: So, I’ve been at Voyeur all day. What’d I miss? Well played.

Depends on who you ask… @anamariecox: Surprise appearance by Dick Cheney at CPAC has attendees waterboarding their pants. h/t drjjoyner

Some of the top tweets of the day: @MichaelTurk US Senate sees its shadow, will return for six more years of screwing America. #groundhogday @pourmecoffee Imma let you finish Groundhog, but Al Roker is the greatest weatherman of all-time! @almacy Happy Groundhog Day! Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and then …

We couldn’t agree more: @aford: best quote: “Wolf Blitzer, is so hot. So much beard – so little man.” Do you have a tweet worth sharing? Email us at [email protected]

Clinton Portis on Tiger Woods: "If he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats." He continued: "You know, I’m gonna have temptations. If I find the temptation worth fulfilling, I’m gonna fill my temptation." Good to know Tiger still has fans. via Dan Steinberg’s Twitter Feed Washington Post: …

We’ve seen some strange pop-up ads, but this takes the cake. via nickschaper