Aaron Blake at The Fix said it best, it’s “the craziest sentence about a Florida congressman you will read this week.” Truth. ORLANDO, Florida — A trial to determine whether U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson’s wife committed bigamy when she wed the congressman has been delayed because she required emergency surgery …

Ever wonder which state has the most hate crimes against the disabled? Or which state has most prisoners per capita? HINT: They’re neighbors of DC. Click the map below for full resolution goodness. Bless your heart, America.

From Fark: The wife of a Wisconsin Republican legislator signs a recall petition against him, but not because she’s turned Democratic. She told a crowd of protesters it’s because he’s shacked up with a 25-year-old mistress. Some of those clipboard-carrying demonstrators were met with quite a shock that day in …

Al Gore’s daughter is also getting a divorce. [following in dad’s carbon foot steps prints] And even though the announcement happened approximately 13 seconds ago, her Wikipedia page has already been updated. Now, that’s one fast internet, Al.

Planet Earth is warming. Bedroom … not so much. Insider sources tell us that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting.  And by insider sources, we mean Google. Update: Twitter Reaction to the News @jstrevino: Just one thought on the Gore thing: who gets the Internet? Fark.com: Al Gore concedes erection …

They have us right where they want us – "trending" on Twitter.  [divorce]

Recently-elected Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins (KS) needs to fill a few key staff positions before she comes to Washington: 1. Chief of Staff 2. Press secretary 3. Staff assistant 4. Divorce Lawyer 5. Babysitter How many Kansas campaign staffers had to keep this secret?